Finding condoms in my parents bathroom (I was like 7, it definitely helped shape my sexuality in a deep way hehe)(wait, do they do it in there? I never hear the bed squeaking).
Going to the dermatologist, a big older man who told me burning my wart off would feel like poking hot stakes(steaks) through my eyes. He liked my coat, called me a little World War 1 child with that coat.
9/11. I was going to have a play date with a girl I didn't like. It was cancelled, I went home and slid down the staircase on mattresses with my brothers. My dad got out of D.C. right before the bridges closed. I am still in school with that girl, still haven't had her over.
Worshipping the 'Great Oak' tree on the playground. I think it was actually a maple. My friends and I would draw naked pictures and say that the Great Oak was "home to all". We made a campaign to save the whales. When I looked up whale tails on google for our handout (we were fiery before our environmental club died entirely) there were pictures of ladies with thongs poking out over their pants.